1. I didn’t turn 50
Rinse and repeat that blessing for two more years!
2. Healthcare reform has provided plenty to blog about for the whole year!
Rinse and repeat for . . . ? 🙁
3. Neither of my children are adolescents
. . . yet!
4. Two of my three books weren’t pulled from the market by disgruntled publishers
. . . yet???
5. None of Hitler’s descendants sued me for my “three testicles” blog
6. Hitler has no known descendants
7. Free Market Madness got more positive reviews in the New York Times than Going Rogue
Do reviews count if they are on page 2319C?
8. No one I love has surfaced on Tiger’s “to-do” list
9. Most of my right ankle survived the year intact
But good bye to those two ligaments—I’ll miss you!
I hope all of you have at least this many great things to celebrate from 2009